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The inability to take a joke at one's own expense.
Dude 1: Hey, check out my Jopapa definition!
Jopapa: >:(
Everyone Else: bahahahaha... Nice one!
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phrase used to describe one who is chill, not necessarily cool as in 'hip to the hop' but more like, relaxed and chill. not too stoney, but to some extent.
Man, the guy who sits across from us at lunch, he's so chill right now.
I mean, I'm no doctor or anything, but I think I'm able to judge him on a thing like this. I mean, come on, look at him. He's so chill.
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Sometimes you have no way else to say it. You've thought about it and no matter how you say it, whatever wonderful vocabulary you can design to make sound of your heartfelt emotion for your respective angel, they will never quite grasp it.
For the lucky few, they get to say it and it will be received by a smiling lover but for the most, they can merely stare at the one they love, not say a word, and in their head simply whisper to them through their eyes "I love you so much" only to know it doesn't matter even if they do voice the phrase.
Scenario 1:
Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: "Look, listen for a second, I need to tell you something, I love you so much"
Them: "Oh" *Insert own ending here*
Scenario 2:
Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: *in your head* "I love you so much"
Them: *Goes on to tell story*
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A line repeatedly used in the song Obsession by exo. Said in a classic monotonous voice by the x-exo clones, It has become a meme among exols. Personally speaking, this is a line that will live on forever. It's like Shawty Imma Party Till the Sundown or chogiwa.
1.
Exols: Please give exo proper promotions .
SM: I don't think so (EXO).
2. Exols: Give Sehunnie more lines.
SM: I don't think so.
3 . Exols: We want a comeback with Lay.
Sm: I don't think so.
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Big Boss rescued Master Miller from Russian guard post after he came out of coma.
Big Boss: They do something to your eyes?
Kazuhira Miller: No, it's... It's just bright, is all...
Big Boss removes handcuffs from Miller and puts his glasses on him.
Kazuhira Miller: What took you so long ?
Because they are a villager in Minecraft, they physically cannot be smart!
GIVE ME MENDING ALREADY, bro, why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?
When seeing a girl with such a nice ass, all your male instincts take over and you know you have to get some.
Steve: Hey, see that cashier at #9?
Kevin: Yeah man. That's so nice, I'd tap that twice!