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Heard Turd

An object of fecal matter deposited in the bed of a significant other, typically done as an act of revenge or as a means of garnering attention.

Amber was feeling emotionally unstable as a result of not getting her way, so she laid a Heard Turd in Johnnyโ€™s bed.

by Capโ€™n Jack May 31, 2022

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turd hog

one who puts their head into the toilet after filling it up

Did you see Roger turd hog after slamming the commode?

by turtletoe July 31, 2009

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turd grabber

a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus

" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."

by John E. Walker April 27, 2003

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Cutting Turds

South Georgia term for describing a series of very juicy Farts that smells like straight-up shit !!!

" I have a feeling that after eating all this Chilli I will be cutting turds all night long "

by Bruiser Braswell October 22, 2016

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turd machine

When one deficates while listening to Bird Machine

Jimbob decided to try the turd machine.

by large anal beads November 10, 2013

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Turd Herd

a group of people dressed like turd

"look it's the turd herd"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"

by soapsolo11103 February 6, 2013

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Turd swirl

A testing facility in Montreal

That place is a real turd swirl.

by bray fart May 1, 2009

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