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to get high - usually on some sort of stimulant.
"What shall we do tonight Sheyne?"
"Fuggin go hard of course!"
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Mix a Mike's Hard Lemonade with 2oz of Gin
Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Tonic?
You: Nope. It's a Tim's Hard Lemonade, bitch.
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A person who's "Constantly" called to get one out of scrapes.
God I'm tired of being Sears' hard luck harry.
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To pop a boner and stick it into a can of paint.
Joe: I go hard in the paint every night dude
Matt: Like, you played basketball?
Joe: Uhh...
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When a blow job requires teeth that aren't too soft or too hard but just right, the blow job giver removes their real teeth replacing them with confectionery teeth that become semi-hard as the blow job progresses.
Guy 1: Hey that blow job felt great
Guy 2: Probably because of my new semi-hard teeth.
Guy 3: I want to go next.. takes a hammer out and 2 confectionery teeth from a candy bag.. grins
Guy 4: laughs!!!... we don't need a hammer.. slides a teeth buster over his cock and face fucks Guy 3 breaking out all his teeth, before stuffing the confectionery teeth into their bleeding gums.
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A Child who claims his/her parents hate them, and hang out at Taco bell at all ours of the day. They think they are really hard core because they smoke and drink against their parents wishes. They listen to "Hard Core" music, but in reality is is extremely homosexual. Examples include. Metro Station, Bullet For my Valentine, The Devil Wears Prada, 3oh!3, and other bands who's lyrics focus on how their girl friends broke up with them, and other whinny topics. Their clothing may include, but is not limited to.....
Tight Pants
Band T-shirts (But not cool ones, the homosexual one, such as bands states above)
Straitened Hair
Plaid Shirts
Skate shoes
Gauges
Studded Belts
and other homosexual fashions that make them think that they are cool.
Hard Core kids Conversation
HARD CORE KID #1: Hey dude, I'm so hardc0re ! I spend my whole day at taco bell and smoke because i think its cool and my parents don't want me too !
HARD CORE KID #2: Yeah d00d we are so br00tual ! I think my parents hate me because they don't let me smoke and sneak out !
HARD CORE KID #1:Yeah d00d, they must hate you !
HARD CORE KID #2:Or middle class lives suck !
HARD CORE KID #1:Yeah, no one has it as bad as we do !
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Harder than you've ever gotten before, like in 9th grade. Similar to the dexterity of a rock
Yo bro you see that chick? Yea dawg she got me 9th grade hard.
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