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When you stick a turd in a girl's vagina and have her write your name on a piece of cardboard.
Hey I need to make a name tag can you cap a marker for me.
one of the best people you will ever meet she is so sweet and will always be on your mind. but be careful she might require some diligence but if you put in the work she will become one of the best parts of your life
i hope carmen cap is reading this 🥺
Whenever a certain individual is lying and you can tell.
Ok buddy, your a cap master mcgee.
Shower cap
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"
One of the ur mum gay insults which will destroy man kind in the most horrific way if used wrongly
Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap
Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*
Barge Capping is when an rather large or should we say massive lady has a thing we like to call an apron that when her rainhead suctions to a man’s or woman’s limb and not only barges it’s way in but it coats the area like a cap !! Barge Capping!! This sexual activity does hurt the other person because of the sheer gerth of the massive lady’s big box doing this technique.
Pete turned down Belinda when she asked if she could barge capping his thigh !!!
“Shit man I got barge capped to the fucking maximum last night by big box belinda and it was fucking the most moist suction pleasure I’ve ever received to my thigh” Pete Said !!