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when you cum in a girl on her period and proceed to drink the red tinted semen with a straw.
gf- “I’m sorry baby i’m on my period”
bf- “it’s ok, this is the perfect time to try red cream soda”
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A DCP is when you bust a nut in a dirty skeezer and after you finish a dude who wants to fuck her too enters the room and can't get his dick hard so instead he eats said dirty skeezer's pussy. Therefore ingesting a Delaware Cream Pie
Guy 1: Dude I'm from Delaware and Last night I totally raw dogged a skeezer from the chow hall without a rubber. Then ol limp dick over there decided to eat her pussy.
Guy 2: Bro he totally ate your kids. Fuckin Delaware Cream Pie!
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The act of performing a one handed hand stand while simultaneously beating ones meat until ultimately sending an ejaculatory stream of warm seimen into ones mouthhole.
The young man acquired several injuries while in the act of performing an inverted cream stream.
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As a man climaxes, he pinches his partner’s nipples, causing her to scream as semen flies over her
Jim: Hey, I heard Marcus gave you the ol scream n’ cream last night.
Pam: Yeah, he did and my nipples have been in pain ever since
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Cumming around a girls mouth and throwing sprinkles on it to make it look like melting ice cream.
My friend's girlfriend is super thirsty, so i gave her an Arizona Ice Cream while he wasn't looking.
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When a female is having sex for the first time and received a "creampie" at the same time as "popping her cherry".
Female: Hey! Did you hear? Timmy gave Hannah a Cherry Cream Pie!
Male: Wait isn't she his younger sister?
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An ice cream biter is an amazing individual. The fact that they can bite into ice cream shows how much of a bad ass they are. Oh, and they're sexual freaks.
Lady 1: OMG, look at him, he's an ice cream biter. I bet he knows all the sexual secrets.
Lady 2: I bet you're right, I'd love to be in the sack with him.
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