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Achieving simple goal with complex solution.
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.
Koichis stand telling koichi that it’s time to kill a thot
Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH
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Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.
man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!
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A phrase to describe that things that don't kill you such as
Words, Idiotic Jokes, Hurtful Phrases, Bullies,
Idiots from the Internet
which can hurt someone inside but dont actually kill them
Makes you feel a stronger person inside because you learn to ignore them and move on with your life.
"You're an idiot..."
"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."
"Oh"
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Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
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Definition: a box of condoms
ay man i gotta go my girl want me to come over and i aint got nothin. so ima go buy me a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne
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A good song made by rap artist Jpegmafia with a really fucked up opening. That opening being the sound of a police officer getting shot to death by a man having a ptsd attack.
Dan: Damn bro, I just listened to I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny. I'll never be able to get those pain filled screams out of my mind.