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That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget
Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew
Dude: ok fine I won’t
That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget
Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew
Dude: ok fine I won’t
Matthew's are very charming and calm. Though he can be a bird and a nerdt bag. He has an obsession over feet. His feet smell like parmesan cheese.
A clever gentleman with skills and talent, good looks to spare and charm that could leave you dreaming. Although you may be the kind to never get swept off your feet, a Matthew surely will. He has a quiet, dark nature that is mysterious and sexy but very warm and friendly. A true hero. He would lay down his life in protection of those he cares for. He is witty and has a group of friends wherever he goes that love his banter, especially over cards, food and drinks. He is a passionate lover and a dreamer. A loyal friend and companion. Matthew is epic, simply said.
Josh: "Who else can we invite to the party?"
Josh and Sam : "MATTHEW!!! HA HA YES!"
"Who is going to escort you to the masquerade this year? "Matthew, a personal friend, very handsome."
"I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream..."
"Who rescued me from the car after the accident before is exploded?" "His name was Matthew."
Matthew is a boy that can put his mind to something and then do it. He is super cooperative and can put you in a good mood in just a second. You could be sad but he would make a joke with his stupid, hilarious humor and make you laugh. Hes not a guy to try to get a girlfriend but when he 'accidently' finds that girl for him he'll treat her like shes everything.
You: "oh my who's that"
Friend: "that's matthew"
You: "damn"
Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.
FUCK YOU MATTHEW!; Thanks Matthew, you are such a great person.
Mathew steals kidneys a lot, he’s a really nice guy, he likes to make “funny” jokes that he laughs historically at. He is nice but girls don’t like him
Matthew means yes no maybe so