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when you have a date for an hour with a tranny from leolist and you bend her over the hood of the lexus and pump her full of tranny fluid and plug her up.
i saw him giving her a rusty tranny plug in regent park
The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...
"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"
when someone has shit on their finger and pulls the side of your mouth back like a hook.
buddy got in my face so when he was walking away i gave him the rusty coat hook.
That is when A man or woman sucks a fart out of there partners ass then blows it back in there mouth then with the use of a candle blow fart into flame to create a fire ball
Last night my girlfriend singed her mustash off while performing a rusty gas buster
When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.
Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?
When engaged in anal sex you take your dick out and it has shit on it. Your partner then starts to suck your dick and makes you say something due to pleasure.
She just didn't suck my dick she gave me a rusty trombone.
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