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Popping a big ol goodegg on FaceTime for the ladies
Holy shit she just got turkey shuffled
A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.
Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?
A phrase Manisha thought was cool in high school, but turns out was only in her head. It was intended to mean slut or cum dumpster.
look at that girl, she is such a dumpster turkey.
Dumpster Turkey is a sex move involving two or more people. It's usually a threesome that involves a chef, massage therapist, and event planner/MBA study. It's an effort to get the massage therapist pregnant.
Suz, the event planner, used to bang Cliff, the chef. Amanda came along and used a turkey baster to get pregant with leftover Suz juices. They had a dumpster turkey child.
Stranger then a two headed Turkey.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
A lesbian who performs oral sex to another woman; A carpetmuncher
that girl looks like a turkey picker.