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To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.
First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
'Thats double wank and shit chips.'
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A belgian tradition of wanking and giggling at the same time because pornhub is just that hilarious
why is mark laughing alone in his room?
Because hes having a cheeky belgian giggle wank.
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The act of having a wank in a public toilet with the door unlocked and your feet raised from the ground so no-one outside can see the cubicle is occupied.
The lady from the 1st floor got a nasty suprise when she opened the door to Greg having a George Michael Danger Wank!
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The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.
-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.
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also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.
sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft
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insertion of a finger into the anus whilst "jackin it"
"jeff likes to finger bum wank (FBW) with himself"
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