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When a person goes to a vending machine intending to buy an item and that item is barely hanging on to the barricade that prevents it from falling. The person then buys the item and two items fall from the same row.
Dude, I went to go buy some sour patch kids and the idiot before me only had a dollar and his sour patch kids got stuck. I got to buy one vend one free.
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Being on a drug that makes you feel on top of the world. Your mental capacity is greater than normal. You will be psychologically inclined with theories.
I will be traveling around the world so you bet i'm on one.
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Dot One is the term associated with people who's school-assigned email account receives a numeric 1 after the last name, denoting that said person is the first in their line of last names to attend.
email formats for John Smith would be Smith.1@xxxxx.edu
Dot Ones share a special bond with one another, especially at large colleges and enjoy an elite status as pioneers in their own minds.
Sara: "Holy Crikey, Jim, you are a Dot One too?!"
Jim: "Yeah, you know it."
Sara: "We're, like, soul mates or something. Wanna have sex?"
description of a heavy night or session, normally occuring in uni, the intake of copious amount of alcohol in one night
guy1 : you goin to Ash's flat party tonight?
guy2 : yea for sure, i hear its gonna be a licked one!
We've been together since way back when
Sometimes I never wanna see you again
But I want you to know, after all these years
You're still the one I want whisperin' in my ear
You're still the one I wanna talk to in bed
Still the one that turns my head
We're still having fun and you're still the one
I looked at your face every day
But I never saw it 'til I went away
When winter came, I just wanted to go (wanted to go)
Deep in the desert, I longed for the snow
You're still the one that makes me laugh
Still the one that's my better half
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You're still the one that makes me strong
Still the one I wanna take along
We're still having fun and you're still the one (yes, you are)
Ooh
Ooh
Changing, our love is going gold
Even though we grow old, it grows new
You're still the one that I love to touch
Still the one and I can't get enough
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You're still the one who can scratch my itch
You're still the one that I wouldn't switch
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You are still the one that makes me shout
Still the one that I dream about
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You are still the one
You're still the one
We're still having fun and you're still the one
On Halloween when you put out a Just Take One sign but don't care how many they take, because you couldn't care less.
You were such a passionate Trick-Or-Treater as a child when parents could still put up with it, but in this generation are always a Hallo-One