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An object of fecal matter deposited in the bed of a significant other, typically done as an act of revenge or as a means of garnering attention.
Amber was feeling emotionally unstable as a result of not getting her way, so she laid a Heard Turd in Johnny’s bed.
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one who puts their head into the toilet after filling it up
Did you see Roger turd hog after slamming the commode?
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a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus
" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."
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South Georgia term for describing a series of very juicy Farts that smells like straight-up shit !!!
" I have a feeling that after eating all this Chilli I will be cutting turds all night long "
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In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"
"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"
"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"
"Ah cool, make some for me"
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1.)Another term for the toilet, can, shitter and most important on your neighbours doorstep.
2.)When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.
I had saved up a dump which was so colossal, that when released you worry whether the turd reaper can facilitate such a quantity of turd, hoping it will flush.
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Double chin, having two chins that resemble a turd.
“Wow, I never realized that Sam could be such a nasty turd-chin.”
“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”
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