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theoretical virgin

Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.

1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.

2. George: So did you finally get laid?

Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to

George: Damn that sucks.

Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.

by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009


To Colonize One's Virgin Island

To take one's virginity.

"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."

by kk_a December 28, 2024


Cripple virgin

Adj. a person who has not been crippled

John Doe is a cripple virgin

by Alpharius December 10, 2023


Dee Virgin

An NFL CB that should be a 99 ovr in madden

"Did you see how much Dee Virgin costs in madden?"
"He should cost more."

by Urboysway April 25, 2021


Anime Virgin

A person who has not seen one of every anime genre

A: So far I've only seen action and comedy anime
B: What are you, a anime virgin

by AnimeNewbie February 10, 2021


Anime virgin

Baker

Baker is an anime virgin

by Anime virgin May 03, 2020


almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover March 26, 2016