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A type of poop-brown water found in the Tuckahoe river. It houses the world's most disgusting creatures, including rattle snakes and aqua zombies who live on the bottom of the river and breath water. Most people who live near cedar water are hicks with shotguns. When you jump in cedar water it gets in your nose and many are known to cough it up for hours afterwards. It pretty much looks like iced tea. The zombies can be brought to life by listening to Phish and looking up cedar water on the internet on urban dictionary.
Boy, this cedar water sure tastes like poop.
Boy, I wish there weren't zombies in this cedar water.
I wish my skin didn't look poop-brown in this cedar water.
The Atlantic Ocean is 4% cedar water.
Term used by stoners to describe something extremely vile and/or rancid.
Did you see Old Man Jenkins in that man thong? It was like, extreme bong water dude.
A person who has a very large head.
That guy's head is so huge he looks like a water baby.
"Yo Blood, pass me some of that canned water, im really thirsty!"
The seminal fluids from a man's ejaculation. The smell is similar to that of a freshly cut russett potato.
"Dang I didn't know that soulja boy song was all about shooting potato water on a hoe!!"
"She came to softball practice smelling like potato water"
"I shot all my potato water that night but she still wanted more! This chick had a white liver for sure!"
Derogatory Australian slang for a ship's prostitute. A female who hangs around the commercial waterfront selling sexual favours to sailors, usually ship's crews from cargo vessels.
Susie is a water rat. She has been locked up by the vice squad at least six times.
This one girl in my English class had a moth in her water bottle and drank it. If your reading this Hi you know who you are!
me: Anna guess what?
Anna: (feed up with us) what?...
Me: Moth water
The rest of the table who knows the joke starts laughing.