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A taller version of jack Widman
Jack woods is a very tall wood
When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
No towel all good I will knock on wood
1: "Are you really going to brush your teeth with a lit cigarette?"
2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"
When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.
Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."
The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.
4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.
When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok
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It's a forest that has no paths.
Life is a pathless wood