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apple and pear soup is a deliciously mixed delight that contains of cut up apples and pears. it melts satisfyingly in your mouth and the sweetness of the apple devours your taste buds. it is most commonly eaten when gogy goes to mrs dreams house disguised as dreams boyfriend for dinner.
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ingredients-
apples
pears
water
instructions:
cut up the apples in tiny half moon cresents, and sprinkle thrm into your blender. crush the pears with your spoon and squeeze the juice out, pouring it over your apples. add 100g of water to your mixture and blend it all together. give it to gogy once done.
"this apple and pear soup is so delicious, i could eat it all day, mrs dream, your food is amazing!"
when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet
grandma just left a granny's apple surprise
A bottle full of piss. When a guy pees in a bottle and is to lazy to throw it away.
Jenny "Eew is that piss in a bottle?!"
John" No, its Homemade Apple Juice , I made it myself, you want to taste it?*
Jenny" no that's just gross"
Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.
I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.
(Partir dans les pommes in Quebec French): to faint in public, for whatever reason.
You need to land in the apple orchard a few times to figure out that you may have underlying health issues
An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.
Aaaahhhh, fuck your apples.
"Pulling the Green Apple" Meaning - Ejection seats are fitted with an emergency oxygen bottle who's primary job is to keep the pilot alive at altitude, where there is less oxygen, should they have to eject. If the pilot feels the effects of hypoxia, as this pilot describes, they can pull a device, which looks like a little green apple, to release the ten minute supply of 100% oxygen. This should enable them to think properly again and resolve the situation, in this case get lower quickly and return to base.
I've Pulling the Green Apple and not I'm feeling better.