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Slang for caveman-
As a result of evolution, cows grew from generation to generation and developed the likeness of the homosapians we know today as the human race. The term cow refers back to our original form.
See that cave painting over there? It was drawn 3000 years ago by a cow. They were hunter-gatherers and they often killed animals for food, and one of these cows decided to depict it so their image could live on forever.
a pink and white thing that rolls in mud and shits bacon
person1: yo look it’s a fuckin cow man
person2: yo that shit is sexier then my girlfriend
A cow is a beautiful and majestic creature. If you have a cow you should treat her right or you might get a hoof to the face! Cows should be treated like royalty because they are wonderful creatures. If you are lucky enough to have a cow, don’t lose her.
Person 1: “Man do I love my cow!”
Person 2: “I know right! She’s my queen!”
Person 3: “I named my cow Moolana!”