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The wild younger brother of the Donkey Punch. This technique requires the sexual partner to have their head down to their toes while standing, to experience the true upside-down worldly experience. Instead of punching the partner, they are bunted with a boomerang.
When my girlfriend requested that we became more culturally aware people, I decided to fill her needs with an Australian Donkey Punch .
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A large girl or slut who likes to cause a lot of drama! She lurks into the scene with taking advantage of unwilling men!
A Swamp Donkey is a Cheerleader who takes advantage of an unwilling coach who manipulates him while he is drunk and then wont go away!
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Eldest sibling of the family who wears a bell as jewelry on holiday gatherings. Also known as swamp sister in some eastern philosophies.
My sister Sarah is the Swamp Donkey this year with that bell on her ear.
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A crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.
"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW
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Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.
Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!
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When you're about to have sex with a girl on her period... you turn out the lights so it's dark, flip her around into the doggystyle position, bend her over, pull her tampon out, and attempt to stick it in her ass in the dark as if you were blind folded and trying to pin the tail on the donkey. Upon completion, sex is mandatory but the return of the tampon to the vagina and/or Donkey Punch is optional.
"Dude, my girl was on the rag last night so I had to play a little "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" to get a piece.
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The act of lifting the back end of a motorcycle in the air. When a person on a motorcycle applies the front brakes excessively, it lifts the back wheel, essentially the opposite of a "wheelie".
"For my trick I don't know if I should do a wheelie or a donkey kick."
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