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Drop the ham

To have sex. Basically the same as “lay pipe.”

“Hey Silas, you wanna come over and drop the ham on me?”
Sure thing! Be right over!”

by MissMoPR December 4, 2021


Smoked Ham

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 27, 2011


Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 29, 2018


ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice

Joker: Lets go ham before banned

by Sandals1384 September 21, 2012


HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.

My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.

by jillydoo October 7, 2014


Ham Pussy

The smell emanating from a cheesy cock goblin

Amanda Stiffy uh Blicky uh has that fat ham pussy

by Lolgotem11 January 24, 2022


Mai Ham

Mai Ham is a very intelligent, talented, athletic, glamours, & positive person! Mai Ham likes to play around & that’s what makes Mai Ham Mai Ham. So if you have a friend like Mai Ham, keep them.

Damn, Mai Ham is so perfect!

by niagtsovtom May 1, 2022