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When a person goes to a vending machine intending to buy an item and that item is barely hanging on to the barricade that prevents it from falling. The person then buys the item and two items fall from the same row.
Dude, I went to go buy some sour patch kids and the idiot before me only had a dollar and his sour patch kids got stuck. I got to buy one vend one free.
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Being on a drug that makes you feel on top of the world. Your mental capacity is greater than normal. You will be psychologically inclined with theories.
I will be traveling around the world so you bet i'm on one.
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Phrase uttered upon release of unusually warm flatulence characteristically associated with an exceptionally strong stench. Used as a courtesy to others that vacating the room may be desired.
Man, That was a hot one. I'll be back in a bit.
A gorgeous hunk who owns noobs and likes to eat brownies.
Dude, your dog is such a Chatless One.
Alone... He always seems to end up alone... While he tends to always be in the MIDDLE of everything, surrounded by everybody... He always feels alone. First, his father left him and his mother to start a family of his own, which ended up being his half brothers; Dolphina and Nalu. Next, he thought he found the love of his life, which ended up being taken right from his hands... By none other than his half brother DOLPHINA. Nothing ever seems to go his way. Things won't ever get better... or will they?
"You know... You and I have a lot in common." - The Middle One