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"I just had sex because im not a *paul dano fan*"
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A person how is overly obsessed with Republican Presidential Candidate Congressman Ron Paul of TX.
They are easily identifiable by their continuous habit of talking about Ron Paul regardless of what the subject is.
Bob5439: Hey Lupion did you watch the football game last night.
Lupin: Sure did ^_^
Ron_Paul_08: OMG Raul Paul is amazing. He just revealed that he ii actually superman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lupin: ... 0_o
Bob5439: 0_o Must be a Ron Paul Bot.
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exceptionally small school that just recently decided to build a huge addition to the school and give all of the first graders lockers. When Sr. Joan and Sr. Mary Dee like to go around and antagonzie all of the boys for getting paper towels wet and throwing on the celing of the bathroom which, legend says has a couch. There, all of the eighth graders think that they are all that and have this retarded "buddy system" with the kindergarteners. A middle school teacher, known as Mrs. Whatley likes to go around and scare everyone by telling them to tape their thumbs to the back of their hands. Mrs. Clar is known for her chicken mummification which is really an excuse to tortue the kids and stink up the entire school. THe sond "this is hell" by elvis costello explain rsps quite nicely.
Sr. Joan- "I would like to know which of you is getting wads of paper towels and throwing it unto the celing."
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A (fictional?) virus that is revolutionary. It does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack; once if by LAN, twice if by C/:
Paul Revere instructed Robert Newman to put one lantern in the steeple to signal the British soldiers were coming by land; and to put two to signal that the British soldiers were coming by sea.
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Person::A:- Man, this prompt called Paul Revere Virus came up on my PC, telling me that my hard disk was going to be attacked
Person::B:- It came up once?
Person::A:- Yeah
Person::B:- You should make sure your coworkers aren't planning anything
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The most bitchin' town in North America. Aka "The W", or "The Dub" if you're fresh. Home of chicken, roundabouts, Kip Winger memes, and passive aggressive residents. This hip town has it all.
Its not fair, why cant our town be as awesome as West Saint Paul.
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A very lit diss track on Jake Paul by older brother Logan Paul (who is much butter). Alissa Violet (ex- girlfriend of Jake) makes an appearance and 'kisses' Logan. Why Don't We also dissed Jake because he dissed them calling them a 'Walmart One Direction' (then he apologized in tears lol).
Uh oh, that's Alissa Violet, used to be your chick
Now she in the Logang and you know she on my... team
Those cars ain't yours, man, that shit was just floated
Gun tattooed on your leg 'cause she knew you weren't loaded
I act in movies that your fans watch with their babysitters (airplane mode)
I thought you were my boy, guess I have a baby sister (yeet!)
You're tryna be a model, should've kept Neels Visser (hahaha)
Go make another video 'bout who's the better kisser
Is it called Team 10 'cause you take 10% of your friends? (that's fucked up Jake)
When the contract dies, so does the career, it ends (that's also a fact)
Are you mad just 'cause you couldn't sign the Dolans? (they're smarter than you)
So you had to replace them with some Spanish twins? (hahaha, weak!)
It's everyday bro, do you give up at night?
We 24/7 man, you picked the wrong fight
I'm a savage, you are average, I'm a beast, I'm going wild
This song will be the death of you, I'm 'bout to be an only child
The fall of Jake Paul
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A boy who grew up in Ohio and made his dreams come true, he is extremely savage and an great motivational speaker he's the guy who all kids basically want to be and give thanks to him cause when people are sad he cheers them up .
"Wow look it's Logan Paul I want to be him when I grow up " or. "Have you seen Logan Paul's new video today "
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