When a regular shower is unavailable and you use the closest available water source and proceed to dump it all over your body and continue on with your day. Eg. a water bottle, bucket of water, hose
I woke up hung over in someones yard, with a bottle of water next to me. I took two sips, then dumped it all over me.
Nothing like a poor man's shower to start my day
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When you are shovelling snow with a friend and need a warm beverage while you friend has to really pee so they solve two problems with one action.
Person 1: "I'm craving a hot beverage"
Person 2: "I could give you a golden snow shower because I gotta pee."
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To head to the bar straight off the beach, instead of stopping home first to get glammed up for a night on the town. Dress code is swimsuits and sandals with sand on your feet.
Letβs hit the OD for no shower happy hour
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The act in which a female shats on your chest whilst squirting lady juices
I totally gave him a south african shower last night
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When you get a woman to stand over your head, legs spread, and she administers a douche to herself and the resulting after fluids rain down on your head.
I cant believe that Steve actually pays women to give him an acid rain shower!
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When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.
Barbara just got six piercings on her labia. That bitch has turkey shower curtains. Get out the Comet and let's clean it.
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Reference made by fans of the anime 'This Ugly Yet Beautiful World' a.k.a. 'Kono Minikuku mo Utsukushii Sekai'. Based on a scene in episode 2 where Jennifer and Hikari take a shower together. It is used to point out a lesbian act.
Me: "Hey Danielle what were you and Jessica doing last night?"
Danielle: "What do you think?"
Me: "Feeling each other." *snickers*
Danielle: "Ugh! Go take a shower!"
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