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A woman who thrusts her breasts out like a cheap Korean prostitute whenever a guy talks to her.
"I can't help it,every time a man talks to me,they shoot out like man activated air bags."
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Bel Air High School, a place of raging achoholics, completly trashed potheads, preps that think anyone would die for a sexual intercourse with them, and goths who should probably just kill themselves and get in out of the way sooner, rather than later and suffer of the embarassment of the pot killing you first. Bel Air High School if you want to be beaten up by the angry gang members the roam the hallways looking for a punching bag..but dont worry the leaking tanks or the asbestos near the locker rooms will kill you first. A cop now roams the hallways along with those gang members.. i guess he mistoke it for a prison..i can imagine why that would not be hard. Being in bel air is like being in a maximum security prision full of asswholes and morons that think the world is their sex lover. Were just like most schools though...we have the preps, who think are the hottest things since britt spears, the goths, that you should watch out for unless you want to experience some form of vodo, the prudes..that are wasting their life away being "studeous", the punk rockers, the ghetto sluts and whores, and the complete and utter weirdos that most people would rather die than talk to. The only thing that sucks more than the athletic teams are the girls..and even then the guys still think they suck. People at BA masterbate to the beatles, and make love to avril lavigne. Lacrosse players are stupid enough to smoke it up right behind the school. Little do they know the only reason that they are good is because they have Brandon Mcknew. Most likeley if you go to bel air, that your best friend has done you mom on one occasion or another. If your best friend hasnt done your mom, hes done your sister. Half of the kids there go to AA meetings every tuesday, or go to drug rehab...not that they care. Dont come to bel air, ecpecially if you are from fallston, c.milton, or north harford, well have to take your money...and kick your ass.
"You fucking wouldnt get my pot...so i did your mom bitch"
Gang Member One: Do you wanna piece of me?
Gang Member Two:..ppshht..bitch please i want the whole thing
"You got any more vodka over there?...i drank all of the bacarti"
" Shit man..my dildo broke!!"..."Its okay dude i have a spare"
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When you take a piece of chewing gum and blow a bubble inside your girl's love hole.
Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.
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Da sikest creps around dees days. dose fucking creps are sik blad, dey got pure culuz and yall can always chek da man dem and ting wid dem, rude boi.
chek it yoz. dey woz da gear from back in da day, wen i be cotchin in da hood in da bronx, den da rudeboi went by in his escalade and da man dem saw. he chekd wid air force one
oi rude boi, olla at bak me, air force one
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When you take five guys and one girl and have sex with her. Three dudes picking a whole, either mouth, ass or pussy. While they fuck her in her wholes she takes the two other guys standing at her side and begins jerking them off as if using ski poles.
Dude #1: Man we need to run the ol' air tight ski pole on this bitch.
Dude #2: Dude I get one of the wholes no matter what.
Dude #3: I get ass you get pussy?
Dude #4: What if your shit touches, won't that be weird?
Dude #2 and 3: Maybe, but fuck it.
Dude #4: Ok, well I'll take the mouth, I guess that leaves you guys as the poles.
Dude #1 and 5: FUCK! Well there better be plenty of lube.
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A military base in Las Vegas Nevada. When you first get orders to Nellis you think you have hit a jackpot and got so lucky to get that assignment. Then you get there and realize that you have actually been condemned to hell.
New Airman - "MAN I got Nellis Air Force Base! ! I'm going to vegas baby! WOOHOO"
M.T.I " HAHA SUCKER!!!!!"
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Literally the most stressful place on Earth. A place to meet friends, loved ones, and mortal enemies. A place that may seem nice and cheery on the outside, but in reality, it's a hellhole with no coordination or proper planning.
my friend: Hey, do you wanna do something on Saturday?
me: Sorry, I have cadets.
my friend: I hope you come back in one piece.
me: Thanks but I won't.
Royal Canadian Air Cadets
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