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You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.
Calming a person with african american ethnicity as a joke.
Tyrone: "I'm going to brutally end your life!"
Jake: "woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha!"
Tyrone: "Thanks for calming me down man! I really appreciate it!"
Did I see that “waskl 9” dude I wish I was half as cool as him he dumped gas on his truck!
How did we get here? You must be REALLY bored.
No, like seriously How bored ARE you.
person1: hey
persona 2:qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}:"<>?qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p'qetuo\adgjl'zcbm.
If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :
Being offended by everything
Named Joel
Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them
God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys
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National kiss your girlfriend day
Hey man, its january 9th! Make sure you kiss you girlfriend and tell her you love her today.