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1) What happens when you are in extremely close quarters (i.e. a hug) with someone and you get an erection their leg.
2) A true test to see if a girl's into you.
1) Guy 1: So I was hugging Tina today...
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I got a leg boner and I think she liked it!
2) Guy 1: I think Tina likes me but I'm not sure.
Guy 2: Use the leg boner test.
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When you miss your pork pal so much just thinking about her/him gives you an erection.
"WTF man? Why are you pitching a tent around me?"
"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"
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the term used for describing the suprising presence of an erect penis against ones lower back.
Ian surprised Susie in the post office queue by giving her a back boner.
"Do you need a Jiffy bag for that or shall we send it guaranteed delivery?"
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When you play football, but every guy has to be naked with throbbing boners, and to score a touchdown your boner must enter the endzone before any other part of your body.
ref: That is a foul, you're leg entered the endzone before you're boner did
Player: Total boner kill, Boner football sucks, lets just insert eachother's boners in our butts.
Player 2: I love Boners in my butt
Player 3: Hey guys, we came here to play boner football
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an erect penis aroused by a very taught and peach like vagina.
an erection induced by the first sight of vagina.
ooh, that girl just gave me a peach boner!
whoa! peach boner!
i want some of that peach boner!
ooh baby! peach boner!
whoa! momma gonna give you a peach boner son!
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boner rubbing is masturbation.
I like to start my day with a little boner rubbing!
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A Jägerbomb shot with a boner pill dropped into it.
"Fuck, I just did a boner bomb now I need to get laid or else I'm going to end up jerking it to Girls Gone Wild all night."
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