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A Person Who Whines when his team isn't winning.
(Joe) - What the Hell!!! The Saints are Losing!!!
(Maxx) - dude its 7-0 and its 1st period, you Super-Bowl-Baby...
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A person who's relationship status is single, and has no other friends that are single.
Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner Guy: I'm such a lonely toilet bowl cleaner.... Every time I hang out with my friends I feel like the 3rd wheel.... I need a girlfriend.
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To take a big crap and not flush the toilet.
Don't invite E. pettit over, he often will leave a lunker in the fish bowl!
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the second bowl of rice is offered to you by the Iraq general when he wants to F-yer azz.
Iraqi General: Hello LTC how do you feel today?
LTC: General I a little hungry today
Iraqi General: Hungry enough for two bowls of rice?
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When a man masturbates while laying down and finishes on his own stomach, leaving cum in his belly button, just like filling cereal bowl with milk. Except the milk being semen and the cereal bowl being a belly button.
Last night I was watching porn and filling the cereal bowl
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When your mate is trying to spice up your Saturday eve/corrupt your face by suggesting you get some banger in.
Will: 🍚
me: is that a rice bowl emoji?
Will: yh
me: sick
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Jell-o shooters, especially the ones made by my bestest buddy in the whole wide world Lisee Marie. Completely devoid of water, these jell-o shooters are made with nothing but vodka and they are not shooter sized, they are most often in cereal bowls and sometimes coffee mugs...the truely enthusiastic or hellbent on getting shitfaced insist on having an entire Jiggly Vodka Bowl to themself...in under an hour.
So Lisa, what kind of stuff are you serving at your party tomorrow night?
I was gonna serve some jell-o shooters but we can't drink my water right now.
How about some jiggly vodka bowls?
FUCK YES!!!
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