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Where several people our on their touchscreen phones and they all keep calling more people to add in the convo.all they basicaly talk about is stupid funny stuff.
Danny calls amelia and says "hey amelia orgie phone call?" Amelia says "sure why not" so then danny calls shawn and shawn calls rob n brittany.then amelia calls garrett.then to make it more fun danny calls gemanda.
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When your out-of-town guy engages you in intense sexting for half the night, to get himself all hot and turned on, then finds a girl who lives closer and who is willing to take the booty call for real, and leaves you holding a super hot cell phone and nothing else. He's just given you a cyber booty call.
My boyfriend in Boston just pulled a cyber booty call on me. He sexted me for two hours, then said he had to go and couldn't text anymore. Then had the nerve to say "Just remember I love you." uh-hungh.
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Before a man and woman have sex, turn her phone on vibrate, then shove it up her ass. While having sex call her, make her answer then make her talk dirty to you.
Man i was fucking kelli last night and i gave her a bbc (boston bootie call).
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A booty call who comes for alcohol, not sex.
Friend 1: Let's get drunk!
Friend 2: I'll text Eric. He'll bring tequila.
Friend 1: Is he coming?
Friend 2: Yeah, as soon as possible. He's an alcoholic booty call.
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You and 5 of your friends at a sleepover prank calling the suicide hot line at 3 in the morning.
How a suicide prank call usually goes:
Daniel: I’ve been having dark thoughts lately.
Operator: We all have dark thoughts sometimes.
Daniel: Especially when my uncle is 6 inches inside of me.
Operator: Wait, what?
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The opening line of a disarmingly transparent effort to get your SSN, passwords and credit card number.
Never read Moby Dick? Then call me Phishmail. Impress your friends 'cause absolutely free I'll give you my lightning tutorial on Melville's massive classic. Just click here.
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