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their slops can eat my plops!

a phrase to say when SICK of constant, eternal rainy days...

after ten rainy days in a row, boom stated: their slops can eat my plops!
put on my poncho and prepared to get slopped on, their slops can eat my plops!

by michael foolsley August 14, 2022


Can You Hear My Echo?

My echo was loud but they couldn’t hear a thing. Deaf to the world.

How much will this keep sucking you in? I screamed louder than anything on Earth, but my echo was not heard. Deep inside your soul is a hole.

Can You Hear My Echo? Your eyes seem paralyzed, but you are still moving. You are deaf to everything around you. How can you be so blind? All I need is to clap. But you can’t understand. If only you did. It went over your head. Soon you will all be ..... dead.

(heeheehee.)

by Neotune December 21, 2020


Can I shampoo your carpet

To scrub her rug , oral sex on a female using your tongue as a Rug Doctor

Hey babe can I shampoo your carpet!

by Hitzzzzzz JR July 05, 2018


Can I ask you a petro?

When you want to ask someone a question, but in slang.

Friend 1:“Hey, can I ask you a petro?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, what’s up?”

by Joshuathevoice November 16, 2022


can give sarcasm but cant take it

lucille

Can give sarcasm but cant take it

by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022


You're can go fuck yourself

A term used for respond when smartasses point out your grammar mistakes using you're

"Your as mild as Classic Lays"
"You're* not good at grammar"
"You're can go fuck yourself"

by MinerS1xtyN1n3r December 06, 2018


Can I jump your fence?

To initiate sex.

This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.

Girl: Hey you're cute.
Boy: Thanks, can I jump your fence?
Girl: Sure :)

by wheerandbiskey November 13, 2016