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child hunting

child hunting is an occupation where you lurk in a ball pit until a small child comes in then you strike pulling them under and doing a death roll they suffocate and you sell them to homeless people who need food

ima do child hunting

by Jamaican sensation 33333333 September 6, 2018


Child punchin pandas

A group of friends that like to make fun of each other and make odd jokes

They are like child punchin pandas making stupid jokes

by The one and only king savage December 29, 2016


child baby

ridiculously dumb person;mental retard

'that girl just tripped up the stairs'
'i know she's such a child baby'

by bryiloo lawrence February 2, 2009


Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 16, 2011

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Trouble child

Opposite of golden child

A trouble child is mark

by 459395 May 25, 2023


Child eating

When one consumes a child for sustenance or for fun

Me:I eat kids
Mom: oh you’re like child eating

by Fdggghhgcjj April 11, 2022


A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.

Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?

by Thedarklol September 14, 2022