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You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."
You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels
"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"
The nuggets that stick to your knob when pulling out after anal sex.
Hey, they must have a lot of anal sex, look at all the love corn they’ve collected.
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Don’t waste your money on overpriced allocated bourbons, buy Mellow Corn instead!
The last of the popcorn in the popcorn machine hopper @ the movie theater. The scrumbins and old maids stuck in the corner that they have to work to dig out. Typically what you get for your $8, then the guy behind you in line gets the fresh batch.
Bro! I totally cut in line @ the snack counter, then paid the price with corner corn. The dink behind me got the hot & fresh. Hoist upon mine own petard, Bro.
Bro! Went to Chipotle for a chicken burrito, but they were down to corner corn, so I got steak instead. Dodged a bullet, Bro.
Its when 1 guy is blowing another guy with a mouth full of corn until he cums but has to eat the corn after
Hey buddy wanna go make some canadian corn