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Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle
Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed
Person who finds typically non spicy objects extremely spicy. Their unintelligent skin tone forces them to were liquidised protection on there skin to stop them from flaking in the sun. Their extinct race has formed a long and prospering relationship with the police force and law system. They typically spawn in high-class suburban landscapes.
Innocent black individual #1 "hey Jamal whats that in the distance"
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*
Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
Teddy made a BIG CRACKER MOVE today by canceling open lunch
When a man randomly grabs someone off the sidewalk, drags them into an alley and gives them a muddy Sanchez after tea bagging them then he proceeds to viciously rape them before setting them free
I just gave someone a dirty cracker there face turned white!!!!
not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.
" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"
" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"
Y'all a bunch of sprinkled crackers you fucks.