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When your pubic hairs are at the length where you can't decide if you want to trim them or not
Guy1: Bro, i have whisker dick right now, what should i do?
Guy2: Are you banging that chick this weekend?
Guy1: No man shes busy
Guy2: Screw it do it later
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a non-exsisting dick. A girl might use this term.
"Kara: gawdd hes so annoying"
"Ashley: mehh he can suck my invisible dick"
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The term for braces worn in the mouth of a girl or woman over the age of 18. These are so named for the negative effect the apparatus has on the inability for the wearer to successfully engage in fellatio, and for her partner to survive it.
It is hard for a woman in her thirties with a messed up grill to choose between entering her last years of dating with a British smile or dick graters. Either way, it does not look good.
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1. a ventriloquist (why do you think his mouth looks like that?)
a.k.a. Big Swinging Dick
Dich Cheney before he dicks you
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When someone does something extremely unnecessary, at the most unnecessary time....
Lets say Charles is driving, and gets cut off for no absolute reason...
Charles: "I just got fucking Dick Balled!"
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Is the term given when a guy is surrounded by mostly only guys and does not get significant exposure to females. Therefore, any female starts to look good. Camp Dick makes a mans standards drop so low, that they are non existent, and the guy will make out, fool around with, or sleep with, anything that is willing to give him sexual satisfaction.
After being stuck in the woods for 2 months, Johnny had extreme Camp Dick and ended up having sex with a group of, "Extreme Makeover" candidates. After his sexual release he realized what he had done, and wanted to kill himself.
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