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On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.
Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*
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When you get so drunk you need a firetruck to take you to the hospital
Jake "Yo that Matt kid last night was sooo fire truck drunk"
Justin "shit he like pregamed with a fifth of vodka right?"
Jake "yeah sooooo FTD bro, he was laying in the street with his pants off."
Random Girl "wait was that why there was a firetruck out in front of Baits?"
Jake and Justin "Hahaha YUP so FTD!!"
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or simply black-faced. A state of inebriation with the combined magnitude of black-out drunk and shit-faced hence "black-faced." One experiencing such a state tends to lose so much social cognizance that he or she will find enacting black-face not only unoffensive but hilarious without regard for it being viewed generally as taboo.
I started drinking yesterday afternoon to cope with my depression, but it got out of hand, and by evening I was black-faced drunk performing impressions to my neighbors resulting in my receiving of a beat-down of biblical proportions.
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Saying used by overly drunk men, pulling up their shirt and allowing one of his friends full access to hit him as hard as he can to leave a hand mark that will still be visible come morning.
Brad: You sure you're drunk enough?
Eric: I'M DRUNK ENOUGH!
*slap!*
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Kelsey was so piss drunk she pissed her bed last night.
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when you get so drunk that when you wake up the next morning u have rug burns on your forehead
-dude, last night was so sick
-hell yeah it was.. what happened to your forehead
-hmm i musta been rug burn drunk
-wow thats so drunk
-yea its awesome
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