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Damn good old school disco/pop group. Makes you wonder what has happened to black music, which, for the most part, has been bastardized by shitty southern snap crap. Who can forget the uplifting lyrics, speaking of love, loss of love, and just feeling good? And no I'm not some old hardass trying to reminisce! I'm a teen who stumbled upon this good shit.
"Do you remember the 21st night of september?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away
Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing.
As we danced in the night,
Remember how the stars stole the night away"
-September, by Earth, Wind & Fire.
"She’ll dance in your lap until your ready to pop
She always ready, when you want it, she want it
Like a nympho,"
-50 Cent
'Nuff said hip-pop bitches
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When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.
John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.
Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.
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Best cookie in cookie run!! That’s a fact everybody agrees, they should.
Fire spirit cookie is best cookie
Act of banging a girl with a big bush and right before you cum you light her pubes on fire and put it out with your cum.
Damn dude her vagina got burnt after I gave her a Peruvian forest fire.
The act of giving someone a pubic noogie. Either by a persons genitalia during sex or with your knuckles while rough housing.
When my pants were off she gave me a wicked brush fire and now my pubes burn like crazy.
After we were playing around for awhile it got pretty rough and now I need some aloe vera to put out this brush fire.
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The act of spreading taco bell fire sauce on ones genitals and then receiving oral sex.
Tom: hey Sarah want to see a movie sometime?
Sarah: I'd rather fire kiss a donkey than be seen with you.
Tom: oh...
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<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}
George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.
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