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A series by youtuber Idubbbz. Easily fappable.
Intellectual 1: Yoooo did you catch the new episode of Legit Food Review?
Intellectual 2: Yeah, man, it was enlightening. I had no idea that a whole honey ham could fit through the anus.
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Today is the day whete you are allowed to eat Tyler's food no matter what
"Its Eat Tyler's Food Day!"
"Lets go eat all his food"
National food day is when you go on Postmates or DoorDash and order your favorite foods
It’s national order food day and it’s January 14 I’m going to order food
when two people stare at eachother or fight over who will have the last chip/donut/pizza roll
"me and tom had a 2 guys 1 food thing last night"
when a bad or funny thing happens you or some one elses yells out awww..
the man fell and they all yelled awwww chilli-sause
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Someone who is obsessed with food and stores it in places where no one will find it, such as laundry baskets, drying machines, ect.
I went to my cousin's house yesterday and was looking for a t-shirt in the laundry basket when I found her stash of cookies, fruit roll-ups, and brownies. Shes such a closet case food-hoarder.
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The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.
Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
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