When you stick only the head of your penis in so you dont rip their asshole
Dude i had half-ass sex with a 17 year old girl......and it was in the shower
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this expression means
it is now up to you to decide on what you want to do/what decision to take
N.B : this phrase is a direct English translation of the french (specifically of France) expression "la balle est dans ton/votre camp"
mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you two choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and the drugs, or you can move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with you. The ball is in your half court.
Angela:I would like to commit suicide. Wtf? You want me to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea?
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.
I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).
Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).
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A phenomenon that occurs when a piece of media (mostly video games) is put on hiatus or when there is a very large gap inbetween releases, where people will overhype and praise the content to the high heavens, even before release. It then either doesn't get released or does get released, causing everyone to be disappointed because their soaring expectations weren't met, that weren't very realistic in the first place.
This isn't the doings of the developers, this is the doing of the community who in an attempt to keep their hopes up, make excuses about their favorite piece of media being or soon becoming the greatest piece of entertainement ever, e.g. Half Life 3. Aforementioned hopes are then usually crushed and they go to metacritic to rate the item a flat 1 or 2.
Adam: ''My god, Duke Nukem Forever sucked!''
James: ''It was overhyped to all-hell and in development for like 10 years, ofcourse you were going to be let down.''
Adam: ''Classic case of Half-Life 3 syndrome.''
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A phrase used to refer to something as stupid, dumb, or fail.
It also indicates that someone's brain is the size of half of a meatball.
EXAMPLE:
John: 2+2=5!
Bob: What are you, half a meatball?!
An overused joke on facebook comments which implies everything has 3 subjects means that Half Life 3 will be released.
3 likes on this; half life 3 confirmed
3 dicks inside my ass; half life 3 confirmed
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Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT
John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!
*distant explosion*
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