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Phrase used to describe when a friend (usually male) fails to perform sexually. This is sometimes, but not always, caused by drinking too much alcohol or any other substance that may inhibit sexual performance. However it can also be caused by inexperience or just being weak. "Hitting it like a bitch" also comes with a great deal of being laughed at by your friends and brings a great deal of shame.
This results in a badly tarnished reputation among chicks and most break-off communication if they are on the receiving end of someone "Hitting it like a bitch."
Can be used do describe under-achieving performance in any aspect such as sports and other events, competitions, etc.
Phrase said to be originated in the small town of Claremont by local towny's.
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"Ya i banged that chick from the other night.... But she hasn't hit me up since then..."
(all friends laughing at same time and spoken extremely sarcastically) "ThAHAhahahaAAHaH!!! CAUSE YOU HIT IT LIKE A BITCH!!!!"
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It is the best thing to do to support Ukraine. Vladimir Putin is scared of this threat. I am doing it right now
My unnamed friend can't come to the cinema, he is busy hitting the griddy for Ukraine
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When something you've been trying to cover up goes public.
The shit's hit the fan! They found the bug in the DA's office!
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The situation will go from normal, to a really fun time. Usually when something crazy and unexpected happens that turns the mood around for everyone.
How about we go skydiving, then we will pull Jim's parachute cord as he is jumping, I'm telling you shit will hit the fun!
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A phrase used in a flirtatious context often preceded by a question as to whether or not something is meant to be "dirty or not". It is used as a diverting comment so the person will be distracted.
Girl: Hey you :) what's up?
Guy: You mean what else is up? ;)
Girl: Was that a dirty joke?
Guy: You tell me... all i know is that the pepper hit the fan about ten minutes ago. :)
Girl: Oh man...explain that one..
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A promiscuous jazz musician who can hit the resonant frequency of a woman's "G" spot using only his voice.
Steven was hitting the high G's last night at the party.
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when a guy goes on a date with a girl from craigslist. the man goes straight to her apartment to fuck nothing else. then while he fucks her he cums. but doesn't pull out he cum's in her a then leaves her apartment.
also don't give your real or full name for this to actually work. also use a fake email address and run for the door
its the most genius thing ever and im gonna try it lol.
Lance: i went to morgan's house for a craigslist hit and quit and i blew a load into this girl.
david: wow man how did she react?
Lance: idk i was out the door when i heard the screaming.
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