Savage why you got a 12 Car Garage and you only got 6 cars?
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When shes gives you head with a tidepod in her mouth
I told her i needed to shower first and she said don't worry I'll be your millennial Car Wash.
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The coder car wash is the act of hanging upside down from the rafters, butt-naked and jizzing on someone.
Dude, last night I gave gram gram the coder car wash! She was so sudsy! OMG 365!!!1
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A button especially designed into the Nissan Murano. It enables the car to have 0 collision with objects around it, so that it cannot get into a car crash. Its other uses include, but not limited to, pulling out of a garage when someone has blocked you in, preventing hitting trees, and driving wrecklessly. The button can also be unattached and used by individuals for various scheming.
Randy took out his Ethereal Car Button (ECB) from his car and randomly started walking into peoples houses. By the time the cops came, Randy was already gone. Using this product for these means is usually scorned down upon, but totally fun anyways!
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Expensive, luxury cars that are usually driven by educated professionals with advanced graduate degrees such as JDs, MDs, PhDs, DDS etc.
- Mercedes Benz
- BMW
- Porsche
- Audi
- Lexus
- Graduate Degree Cars
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Someone who never drives anywhere; always has somone else drive because they are either too cheap, too lazy, or just don't want the hassle. Constantly making excuses not to drive while kissing someones ass so they will drive.
Jeff never offers to drive the group to lunch; he always bums a ride from everyone else...he is such a car-ride slut.
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Someone who drives an automatic and posts pictures of their car but it looks like the car your grandma owns. their car is about as fast as a lawnmower and only worth about 200 dollars and an Xbox. Their car will be completely stock but they will put stickers like βbuilt not boughtβ on it. They talk like they know every car ever built and know how to rebuild an entire engine even tho they donβt even know where the oil cap is located.
wannabe car guy : My 1995 Honda will gap you i installed twin turbos and itβs running 50 pounds of boost.
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