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When people annoy and can't seem to get over stuff that happened in the past!
These people need a doze of reality.
Q: I caught my gf cheating. What would you do?
A: Yikes! Caught in the act. This is a no brainer dude, move on!. If she did it on you, she'll do it on him. Plain & simple she ain't worth your troubles, build a bridge and get over it.
http;//www,buildabridgeandgetoverit,com
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A blowjob focusing solely on the underside shaft of the penis.
Refers to the simple instructions given to queens and princesses on how to hold their hands during waiving to a crowd.
Dave: Missy gave me the best blowjob last night.
Steve: Oh yeah?
Dave: Yeah. She kept me from cumming by going Over the Pearls, Under the Crown.
Steve: Cool.
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All over the place, scattered about, a hot mess.
That girl is so messed up that she is all over the Cabbage Patch.
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Someone whom has kissed straight Ass for help but then hates those that have helped them for noticing the reason why no one else would help them. Disrespecting the ones whom have helped them behind their backs. PUSSIES
Disrespecting the ones whom have helped behind their backs. ""passive-aggressive fuck over"
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1. Misleading statement asserting that your work has been completed even though critical steps remain.
Source: A paraphrasing of the George W. Bush quote "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed" uttered on May 1, 2003 with the banner "mission accomplished" behind him.
Did you finish raking the lawn?
Major combat operations are over!
But you left all the leaves in piles... bag that sh!t!
OK.
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A dying flame, you're free again
Who could love and do that to you
All dressed in black, he won't be coming back
Save your tears, you've got years and years
The pains of seventeen's
Unreal they're only dreams
Save your crying for the day
Fool if you think it's over
'Cos you said goodbye
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why
New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
You're a fool if you think it's over
It's just begun
Miss teenage dream, such a tragic scene
He knocked your crown, and ran away
First wound of pride and how you cried and cried
But save your tears you've got years and years
Fool if you think it's over
'Cos you said goodbye
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why
New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
You're a fool if you think it's over
It's just begun
I'll buy your first good wine
We'll have a real good time
Save your crying for the day
That may not come but anyone
Who had to pay would laugh at you and say
Fool if you think it's over
'Cos you said goodbye
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why
I'll buy your first good wine
We'll have a real good time
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why
New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
Fool if you think it's over
It's just begun
Fool If You Think It’s Over
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Used when uncertainty arises over a person’s meaning or object in mind with a statement
Friend 1 to Friend 2:Hey man did you see that new movie with the zombies and the pirates?
*Friend 2 and Friend 3 both look confused*
Friend 3: What is blud yapping over?
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