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the first july 29th 2021 marks the first day in which melissa cant call ansa her little ansy poo bear </3
the first july 29th will be a setback for the human race
The 30th July is a day were the dream smp fandom remember all the people we lost and remember that they are now safe in l’manburg with ghostbur. They can finally rest. o7🕊
“Why do you have o7 written on your hand”
“It’s the 30th July. We need to remember them”
taste like Jensen Ackles.
Hey! Who smells like 4 July?
— Taste like 4th of July, Jensen Ackles.
Referring to me mates mum who enjoys getting fingered
Usually a work colleagues mum who is as loose as they come aka me Julie
July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day
Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow
The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..
Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.