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July 9th 2009

national sugar daddy day

It’s July 9th 2009! Better go get your sugar daddy

by Pussytightpussycleanpuddyfresh August 30, 2022


Julie bitch

This is a start of a love language. If you know Julie Bitch- you are family. This is NOT derogatory, this is love. She is THE BITCH, she is called THE BITCH… she calls her people BITCH, but ……

This is love. She’s actually not a bitch (but don’t think she can’t be) the most giving, considerable person ever, but BITCH IS LOVE , until you know her you might get the title… just don’t cross her-

I thought I saw a Julie bitch….I did! I did! I did see a Julie bitch live and in person and not on social media 😶

by J*lo December 10, 2023


july 40th

A day that doesn't exist.

Hey! Isn't your sister's birthday July 40th ?
I don't have a sister. Oh, makes sense

by Maraaaaaa December 1, 2020


the last july 28

the last july 28th 2021 is the last day there is for melissa to call ansy her little ansy poo bear

the last july 28th will hurt so much

by mylittlesusling June 17, 2021


july 26th, 2024, 7:08 pm

the exact time of when i wrote this. july 26th, 2024, at 7:08 pm.

guy 1: what is right now?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:08 pm.
guy 1: ok thanks

by jsavy July 26, 2024


8 July

the most secretly-sweet people with ingenious jokes in the world... people who really have depth in their thoughts and beliefs
They are also SO stupid when they are spontaneous, like naturally people doubt their nature sometimes

my favorite p3rson was born on this date, I don't think we can work out but I definitely want him to be okay

-I think it came from an old French film, I mean, the guy who was born on 8 july

by cZio September 23, 2023


julie ballz

the wife to aaron ballz and is the prettiest and most perfect girl you’ll ever lay your eyes on

she’s so hot she’s definitely julie ballz

by stiixyy May 6, 2022