text me

Comes from the UK fad of sending SMS messages via a mobile (cell) phone.

Text me when you leave work and I'll meet you.

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bascuse me

A really passive aggressive way of saying "excuse me".

At KFC a very large woman was in front of my sister in line. She orders a large bucket of chicken.

Guy at the counter: Is that for here or to go?

Woman: Bascuse me muthafucka?! You think I can eat a whole bucket of chicken by myself?!

Guy at the counter: Bitch I don't know your life!

- Overheard by Hannah

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E-me

Abbrev. of E-mail me. the act of asking someone to send an E-mail to oneself.

E-me the form tomorrow.

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pick me

jenni

“jenni is such a pick me”

“OMG MY TITTIES ARE OUT GUYS THATS SO EMBARRASSING”

“jenni, nobody cares, you’re such a pick me”

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d'year me

Short for "Do you hear me/Can you hear me?"

Mainly used in the North.

D'year me ya thick fooker?

D'year me? What about now? Now? Now? What about now???

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smurf me

When you smurf someone you analy penetrate their butthole to the point that it becomes blue

"smurf me hard baby"said the girl in bed.

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eat me

saying someone could eat you means that you highly like that person and you would be perfectly fine if they were cannibal and ate you

I would let Dylan O'brien eat me.

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