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Mike Penis

mike penis . a word by doja cat the rapper and famous american singer. (read it in freestyle translates to My Penis)

Yo! Mike Penis is broken!

by purraelism July 19, 2022


Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 9, 2021


Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs

I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal

by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 4, 2023


Mike Fitts

Tulane University's current president; he claps like a seal and kind of racist. He's known for buying underaged students drinks and mistaking any poor person as his personal Uber.

Mike Fitts bought me booze at Commander's Palace.

Omg what drink?!

I ordered a coffee and it had whisky in it.

:0 No way!

by coolrosie1000 February 24, 2024


Mike Wazowski

This word has two meanings;
1.) The green goblin like character from Monsters Inc.
2.) A malignant tumor that is growing rapidly in size, one that is so big that it can be seen bulging out from beneath your skin. Very cancerous!

Example 1:
"Mike Wazowski is my favorite character from Monsters Inc and he's green so... yk"
Example 2:
"Wow that was so cringe, I think I got more cancer from that than an actual cigarette would give me. I can feel a few Mike Wazowskis growing on my back"

by reformedshibainu October 19, 2022


Mike it

To fall and bump your head

I didn't went to go up the ladder was afraid I would mike it

by master lechero March 24, 2024


Mike-It

When one leaves early from work shift.

Hey guys, think it’s alright if I mike-it today?

Hey guys, I think I’m going to miking-it today.

by 420lolweed January 16, 2021