Milk Tops

Akin to the well-known Muffin Top, 'Milk Tops' are the mammary equivalent. They are often observed on women wearing an underfitting brassiere.

Milk Tops are commonplace in provincial France where they are flaunted by young women to attract the attention of men. Milk Tops have a characteristic 'wobble' depending on their age and size. They are known to be highly attractive to men, especially when seen on well endowed young waitresses.

..."did you check out the Milk Tops on her?"

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Vampire Milk

Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.

“Hey Mollie! that blood clot you had was HUGE yesterday! You should use it for your Vampire Milk!”

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Peepee milk

Jizz

Richard: Yo imma bouts to spill my peepee milk in this orange dude

Me: what the fuck richard ;-;

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groin milk

Groin Milk is when you and your partner both put milk in your anal cavities and then put it into each others mouths.

My girlfriend and I had some nice groin milk last night.

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The Milk Index

A measurement of the time until a carton or bottle of milk will expire. Can be abbreviated to TMI. TMI is often used as a time frame for other events in life, it is an easy way to recognize that time has, is, and will continue to progress.

1) John said, "The Milk Index is high today, honey. No need to go to the supermarket."
2) As Melissa went to the fridge to get a pudding cup, Shaun yelled at her, "Hey Mel, check out TMI and tell me what you think we should throw it out!"
3) Two weeks before coming home from abroad, Michelle said, "I cant believe TMI is going to hit zero after I am back in the US!"

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Sex Milk

Cum. It’s cum. What did you think it was.

“Chad let me drink loads of his sex milk last night!” Stacy giggled.

“You do know sex milk means cum?” Tom interrupted.

“What? Men don’t produce milk?” Stacy gasped.

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Sex milk

Another word, albeit a long one, for cum, which is usually produced during a very long session of sexual arousal.

Guy: You wanna drink some of my sex milk?
Girl: Fuck yeah! I want you to cum in my mouth so hard
(Blowjob begins)

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