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A state that is no where near racist as Oregon.
Oregonian: You're from Alabama? You must be super racist like us.
Me: Not at all. There are a lot of minorities in Alabama. Why is it so white here? Oh yeah, because Oregon is super racist.
A place where all the "Racist white cops" go to finger all the black thots
Yo nick, let's head over to Alabama in the moring
Eating out a female relative who is on their period.
Bro I ate out my sister last night and it was the tastiest Alabama Stew ever!
It’s when a girl lays on her belly and holds her legs together and the man inserts on top, and the girl twerks or Gyrates while the man is inside
I banged heather like on a Alabama high dive
Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was gonna get fucked, but next thing my boys show up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.