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(Male)Jordan is that one guy that you will like on and off. and u will like him forever and then one of your friends will like him so u will stop liking him but it is impossible so if there are any jordans that you know show him this, please.
Girl 1.whats up
Girl 2. guess what
Girl 1. oh no are you thinking about...
Girl1 and Girl2 ....JORDAN
tall buff diabolical black man
“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”
tall scary diabolical buff black man
“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”
A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again
the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
A person who would travel half way around the Earth just to tell Sebastian, Chance, or Brennan what Chase or Aidan said.
Omg guys, did you hear what Aidan said? Jordan
Dude how did u get here all the way from Virginia? Sebastian
Jordan is a good guy. He's thoughtful and caring. He's respectful. He looks like some sort of Greek god.
He seems to like women that don't give or attract extra attention like everyone else he may be used to. He wants to try and connect with the one no one can connect with.
It sounds and feels like some sort of bs rom com where the jock and the shy girl fall in love. But it turns out they both missed out from building each other up too much in their minds and being disappointed with their talks in person.
Maybe Jordan and this girl should forget about taking time to warm up to people and just ask them out.
Jordan deserves to find someone he's comfortable with.