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A substitute for an eye drop, very helpful, but a little painful.
Me: Hey can I have a Lemon?
Friend: Sure.
Me: *Puts Lemon juice in eye*
Me: Much Better.
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The humidification of the inner reaches of the gluteus maximus often leads to a moist yet crispy gathering around the ring of ones rectum. These juices often condense as vapour upon many day to day objects, such as glass, tables and the faces of small children.
Hey man, that's some crazy winnet juice you got going on, mind if I have a cup?
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what ends up on the road after a weasel is hit by a truck
awww man, you turned that fucker into weasel juice
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Nutting in a cup and having a girl swallow it. Can be mixed with rum or vodka
I had rough sex with karen after she drank my jizz juice
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A girl whose vagina smells like she hasn't washed in a week or two and needs a douche.
If u see a a sexy bitch and her pussy is foul, just holla out go D.J. thats my D.J and that mean her shit is rockin.
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Diarrhea, usually (but not limited to) of the exploding kind. Term can be broadened to include all sorts of excrement.
can be a noun or a verb
(mostly a noun)
person 1:"Damn, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that ice cream"
person 2: "why"
person 1: "my lactoseintolerant ass is about to explode some booty juice all over the place"
"excuse me, i gotta go squirt some booty juice"
"yo, my booty juice just fucking OWNED that toilet"
person 1: "what is that smell?"
person 2: "oh, sorry. i just booty juiced"
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