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the guy has to slap that girls ass....you know who she is, and kiss her as long as you want, thing is she isn’t aloud to pull away 😏
“bro november 2 i’m gonna show my girl what i’m talking about you know what i mean
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November 14 is your a donkey day.
Where you can call anybody a donkey.
Gavin: your a donkey
Abby: what??
Gavin: Abby today is November 14
Abby: oh.
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National suck your homies toes day
Ay Blake lemme suck them toes, Wait isn’t that gay nah nigga it’s November 10
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"Hey its national bj day so give me a bj"
Its 16 of november
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girl: omg are you getting kit kat’s today??
guy: why??
girl: BECAUSE NOVEMBER 2ND IS NATIONAL KIT KAT DAY
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Give your girlfriend a hickey on the neck day
Girl: what's up babe-
Girl: a-ahh~
Girl: w-what was that f-for?
Boy: it's November 19th baby
(Give your girlfriend a hickey on the neck day)
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International Taser and Stab your short friend day.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
Culprit: Yo do you know what today is?
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
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