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It is the opposite of a brown bag special, the opposite of butter face. A girl who is said to be a body bag has a gorgeous face, but the body of a hippopotamus. Blow jobs from body baggers are okay only when drunk.
Example 1
Dude A: "That girl has such a cute face"
Dude B: "You mean that body bag over there, her body is trash"
Dude A: "I'd still delight in a BJ from her"
Dude B: "Only when you're drunk"
Dude A: "Of course"
Example 2
Dude A: "That girl is like a reverse paper bag"
Dude B:"She's like a butter body"
Dude C:"You mean a body bag?"
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When you put a girl under you and you dip your balls in her mouth
Tea Bag those balls in my mouth baby
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1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."
Most of my friends are d bags.
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1. n. - Someone who commits cowardly acts and refuses to take responsibility for them, usually getting peers in trouble. Often tries to put others down with insults that a person with the intelect of a snail could think of. Never lends money, never does favors, does not give a f_ck if you go and jump of a cliff. A crappy friend, relies and depends on other people misery for pleasure.
"Josh is such a f_ucking douche bag, he put dog sh_t in my backpack and told me it wasn't him, then asked me for a dollar for a water bottle... i pushed him to the floor and he cracked up and told me to get a life."
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Ejaculating excessively due to enormous testacles.
Max: Dude, you big bagged in my ass again!
James: Yeah, now you get to mudfall in my hair
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As it's name suggests, a Happy Bag is essentially a bag of happy. Think of the "happy" in the bag like the massive ammounts of Seratonin(the hormone that makes you happy) that is stored in your brain, and forced to be released when ecstacy is used. A popped happy bag is much like using ecstacy in this sense, as all the happy is forced to exit the bag. However a ruptured happy bag is much more deadly than ecstacy.
A happy bag of normal size, when popped, unleashes enough energy to power the country of Finland for 32 minutes. These extremely powerful blasts and shockwaves of happy explode in a radius of 60 miles. This happy is very infectious.
I heard that Waldo is really a happy bag, and he's hiding because everyone wants to pop him.
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Another word for a meat pie from a suspect location or "gutter eater".
Would you like some degreaser with that maggot bag
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