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A pet name reserved for only the best male lover.
Usually given to a man who exhibits a nice thick package and knows how to use it.
Hey there Mr. Snuggle Pants, Misty wants to Play!
Bryan is a total Mr. Snuggle Pants.
Pants that allow the male genitalia to flop around freely in a fling flong like motion.
As Mr. Howell played floor hockey his penis flopped around aggressively in his fling flong pants.
A rock-hard schlong cooped up inside one's pants. PFOB, for short.
I've got a pant full of bone right now...I can't wait to impregnate your mouth.
What you tell your friend when he feels an ugly woman is attractive simply because he has not been laid in a very long time and/or he is drunk.
No, she isn't hot. She has blood in them pants.
When you scream ALLAHUAKBAR and you jizz a lot in your pants
What's that stain on your pants? I made a carbomb in my pants
To have an spontaneous orgasm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.
When I met Daft Punk, I creamed my pants.
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"Gaucho pants" Hideously ugly and absurd item of clothing. Proof that if an item of clothing is promoted enough by the fashion industry (no matter how ugly) girls will by it.
"Oh my gosh, did you see her oompa-loompa pants? Those things are ridiculous looking!"
Man: "Dear, those pants are UGLY!"
Woman: "I know, but they're sooo in style right now."
Man: "So what, they're still ugly!"
Woman: "Uhhh, you just don't get it."
Man: "I may not be up on all the latest trends, but I know UGLY when I see it."
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