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To punch someones gut is to bug the shit out of them, repeat yourself hoping that the persons next answer will be different from the first one, Be that shady annoying person that is never around but when they are they act like they know whats up, clearly unliked if not just for that moment but at all. The name for this type of person is a Gut puncher
"Wow Dont you love how that kid always has to Punch Someones Gut" "Ya i know lets kick that little Gut punchers ass!"
Punch A Bitch Day is held on November 5th, during which you can punch anybody that you deem worthy of being called a Bitch.
"Hey! Guess what! Its Punch A Bitch Day! Get ready to get your shit rocked John!"
when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode
that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.
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When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.
Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?
A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
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Eating spicy food before a fight, then pooping diarhea over your fist in order to make a double dose of pain on your opponent.
The flaming shit punch really did a number on that black guy.
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A messy game of chance where everyone in an office refuses to empty a hole punch, resulting in it eventually bursting open and spilling small paper discs over the floor. The person using the hole punch at the time has to clean up
A: I need to file these papers but I know the hole punch is fit to burst.
B: Hole punch roulette proving too hot for you? No prob bro, I hide a spare in my draw.
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The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.
The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.
The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.
Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.
Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!
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